Dear Idris Elba,
“My dear, my dear, my dear
you do not know me but i know you very well
now let me tell you ’bout these feelings i’ve had for you
and i try (or make some sort of attempt)…
damn i wish i wasn’t such a wimp
’cause then i would let you know that i love you so
and if i was your girl then i would be true
the only lying i would do was in the bed with you.”
then i’d tie in “sincerely, the one who loves you dearly
ps – love me tender”
the letter came back 3 days later
‘return to sender’
Pharcyde “Passin’ me by”
Bizarre Ride II. Go buy it yesterday if you don’t already have it.
By the way, the day I actually say that to someone, slap me.